LINA DIARY (Episode 3) My first Day @ Faculty

       Lina's Diary

           Episode 3

        My First Day @Faculty

     A story by
    Akwuba Ijeoma Celina

     

When we got to the highest mountain
 (the apex part of the hostel. Lina calls it mountain coz it's too high according to her own point of  view) 

We departed to our various rooms and I quickly rushed to the dirty bathroom to take my bath after making some lazy wash on it. Then I rushed  out from the bathroom feeling dizzy and very cold. It was already 6:30am and I have to get to class by exactly  8:am 
I don't feel like going late to class on the first day of the week,and its actually suppose to be my first day in class, in other not to miss the morning assembly . It's gonna look like a Taboo or rather a course to popsy, I have to make a change here In campus. 

  I wanna be called the early commer and not the late comer anymore.

(she said this in a very silly phonetic way) 

 Hence my classmates gat to call me "a serious student"

 (Lina is still using her secondary school sense in the campus)
so I  quickly dressed up (She continue  )

and went to the faculty of art with my  new  black and white uniform which mumsy bought for me and was washed and ironed by her too. She was so happy to have a future lawyer in the house, so she kept it so neatly arranged for me in a clean white box, that is where all my six uniforms were kept.        
  Majestically, I got to the falcuty, then I   noticed  an old boy who is about 7feets tall, he's huge and hairy too.  I could barely reach his chest. He  has been looking at me surprisingly, and  staring at my new uniform. I knew he likes my outfit, I said to myself. But, I wondered why the school is still very scanty at around 7:16am the worst part Is that admist of the few people I could see around,there was no one on black and white outfit,or am I the only law student  in the whole  of Uniben? 

I wondered  
Then I came closer to the the 7feets tall old boy and said, excuse me boss. 
  "I am Gideon" not boss"  he interrupted. How may I help you,little miss. Then I gasped wondering why he called me a little miss. Is it because I could barely reach his chest?

I don't blame him at all, coz I feel his hieght is really affecting him, that he can't recognise a grown up fellow,

An eighteen years old girl can no longer be called little" she's an adult now, you can ask the constitution.

Hey! Am not a little miss.I retaliated, after all I called him a boss and he refuse to answer me.

Am Celina, you can call me Lina.   Please where does 100level students takes their classes. ? I Asked 
, but it seems like Gideon didn't hear what I said, so he bent a little bit lower and said, "pardon"?

I repeated what I said earlier,and Gidi chuckled trying hard to withheld his laughter. Hehehe!! This girl won't kill me oh! Bia emeka inuru ihe nwatakiri nwanyia ne'kwu? He laughter out loud(lol) and speaking his local dialect that sounds like igbo language. I don't understand while they were laughing so hysterically.Or is it that Uniben boys laughs at freshers anyhow 

But what actually was so funny  that he almost burst his big cheecks in the prossess of mockery at me.

now he made me flashed back at that fat young boy of yesterday who mocked me for not pronouncing where I was going to correctly , (the young boy at fidelity hotspot center in episode 1 )

I was ashamed of myself again. so I decided to leave him alone to meet a fellow at least someone that has the nature of Maureen" the campus  angel" who would give a correct answer to my question. Hello"  I said to one shabby young fellow, please take me to where 100level students  have there classes.

Oh" she said, you are new to this environment. Please what's your course?
      "Law" I said 

Then you will be having your classes at the faculty of law. "
Oh really?  I said  thanks and left for the faculty of law with her directions.

 I never knew classes where done separately according to one's choice of course. Unlike primary and secondary schools where both future lawyers and doctors and every other professions were put together in one class thereby,  having two or three teachers teaching them both science and art subjects, Secondary schools are even better coz at least they have seperate teachers for each course and two different categories thus: art and science departments at the senior level. 

My plans of making Maureen and Anita envy my personality has failed. Oh I wanted them to immitate my new mode of life. 

    As I got to the faculty of law,  I saw  young students on their genuine uniform neatly pressed. I repeated the same question and they directed me to where I could get the hundred level course Rep's phone number. I called and he said that we would be having classes by 2 to 4pm today. "oh what a stressful moment!
I said with great  traumatism
I was so stressed out and confused on the timetable. Ohw... 

The period when we usually dismiss from school is now when I'll start coming to classes.mtchew! It  was so annoying and frustrating. That I had to get back to the hostel to be with my besties only to find out that they both had gone for classes. Awsh!  I seriously dislike  the way things are being done here, so I can't be with my friends anymore till evening time. Probably they would be dismissing by exactly the time I'll be going back to school. 

Then I thought "are u sure I am not being posted  for afternoon classes. That awkward  moments when your mates were coming back from school and you will be going back to the same school too ,it was "The most horrible state of my primary school experience. Hum! I can never forget. That was one of the reasons why I disliked my primary school days. 

I thought of what to do so I decided to go to the common room and wait for my besties  to come back. Maybe they have more experience than I do.  

While waiting for them, a young girl came closer to me, She said her Nick name is Clara but her native name is Ugochi a name given to Igbo females that means" beautiful bird of God"

She was the one that explained the time table for me. She made a photo copy and gave one copy to me as well, Then I find out that we are course mates . I also learnt that classes are being shifted so we will be having just one class today. And more tomorrow. And even more the following day.

Thanks so much CLara.  I said, 
Being so excited coz I've found Clara as a person who seems to be a good fellow to me I'll be good to her too. I think am having three friends now.i guessed.  

Hmmm"

(Lina streched her self out and said to her diary)  

see you when I come back from classes. Hope to have more gists for you...... Bye....click here for episode 4

FLAWLESS WOMAN

   
               

             

       
                A Story

                    

                   By 

       

   AKWUBA IJEOMA CELINA 

As I drove through the Vila,

My sight caught a beautiful young lady. Her beauty made me stomp, that I almost crushed my wonderful G-wagon. 

A two weeks old car which was ship from London. 

My mother has always wanted to see this wonderful car of mine. 

As I came out of the car, I found out that I  was crowded by the villagers who thought I was dead. 

     "young man, are you OK"

I heard the coded voice of an old man, trying to open the door, but couldn't. 

But that didn't wake me up from the lazy mood I found myself. 

And then I heard another slightly voice,  that voice sounded like that of an Angel, 

       Wake up sweetie! 

        Wake up! 

        Wake up man

       Please wake up! 

And then I pulled my head up. Behold it was she,

      "Diana" she got that angelic voice that woke me up from the death. 

Carefully, she walked around me trying to find out if I hard sustained any injury apart from the one on my forehead. 

As she turned, I turned with her,  while she was busy,  looking for a hidden injury, I was busy, looking at her beauty. 

Her beauty was so charming like the the babies in island. 

    "Are you hurt? 

I couldn't answer her coz I wasn't feeling hurt at all. 

I held her hand and said

   "are you an angel"?

     Are you that woman that I've always being dreaming of?

       "I am Diana"

She said. 

The people were amazed so they said to me... 

  "Young man,  you crushed your car"

But my response to that statement was more amazing 

    "Nope, I crushed on her"

     

        "He he he eeee... Wonders shall never end"

sounded a jealous woman from behind..."  children of now a days will never stop amazing me"

But then an old woman came towards me and said
"are you not Emma, the last son of Emenike, the palmwine tapper whose wife works on people's farm to sustain a living?

    "That Was five years ago, I said very uncomfortably. 

    "Oh my son said another fellow from behind

      You have grown so big,        Your father is a very good friend of mine, we married from the same village, my wife and your mother, came from the same village together"

I think you haven't forgotten me, Mr AYO, the Yoruba, tailor that sows your school uniform in those days"

Ewo.... My son, I hope you haven't forgotten me, I am the man who saved u from being attacked from an angry woman, whom you splinted some dirty water on her white garment 25 years ago when you was playing football on a mouldy ground"
Of course I never remembered such scenario before, all I know is that I haven't forgotten the kind of villagers I have. 

They will always want something from u as far as u comes to the village with a clean car. 

I had no choice than to give them the little that I had with me. While some where rejoicing, others were muttering words trying to curl up their own stories. 

Since I can't please all of them, I gave gifts  to those that made themselves known to me, while I was about going to meet Diana, another woman walked up to me and said "my son, please give this bitter leave to your mama, tell her to use it and prepare a wonderful soup for you" 

When I collected the bitter leave from her hand which I was forced to .

I told the old woman that I have nothing to give her in return , surprisingly, she ordered me to return her leave back to her saying "I can't lose a favour from you and also lose the vegetable which I have harvested from ugomma's farm this evening.... I was hoping you could give me some money so that I could use it and buy fish for my sick mother... Then I whispered to the old woman and said.... As old as you are,  you still have a mum? 

She was shocked then I left her to be with Diana, the woman that I had ever dreamt of.
While the crowd keep going , I knelt down before Diana and said

       

         Please be my girl,  I'll make you my wife and

          We will spend all of our days in island. 

But she looked into my eyes and said

     

       "you can't reap the harvest of another man. 

        A real man is the one who see a woman and 

        Decides to bring out the best in her. 

         Such men pick their women from the gutter

          And make her as clean as crystal. 

         And as white as snow

         This is the kind of man I ever wanted 

         And I've found that in your friend "Charlse"

        The man who works on the farm

        And whose farm I like working on. 

      We are each others companion. 

     Like I said I am DIANA 

     the woman you ever wanted and the same

     Woman you dumbed. Some years back. 

   Am sorry,  it's too late for us to be together. 

I remembered her, she was once my girlfriend, I dated her for two years

But I never liked her because she wasn't up to the standard I wanted in a woman. Her beauty wasn't this supple and radiant. Niether was her body so attractive. She got married to my old friend  of whose wedding I never attended. I was so busy with the classic and austentious things in Lagos. As a G-guy I always go for the money. 

But then I wondered how my poor friend was  able to Turn her to such an angel she said

       While we worked on the farm, we worked as onebody. 

        So that we doesn't feel tired easily. 

        We came back home with fresh leaves and other crops and we make

       Fresh meal. We take our bath always and took very good care of ourselves. 

       Our meat is from the poultry. 

      Thank God for the knowledge of Agric.

      Which he learnt from the university". 
Then I almost fainted. Coz I laughed at my friend in those days when he told me that he's going to school to learn farming. 

I thought it was a stupid idea to learn farm work at school. 

Now I've learnt my lessons. Never to look down on anyone in this life. 

I can bring out the beauty in my woman. Yes
I remember Sophia, the ugly lady that serves me as maid.I have used and fuccked the hell out of her,thereby waiting for the day I'll sack her from work as an excuse to dumping her. She's such a very nice lady to me. Just that her big eyes scares me away. I'll get back to her and I'll make her my wife. And I'll bring out her hidden beauty. 

After two weeks, Emmanuel went back to lag and got married to Sophia. he took very good care of her and made her classic. Now the big scary eye of Sophia has turn to be the lovers eye. So that whenever she looks at Emma with that  big eye

Emma will always say,.... Ah.... Sweetie you have come again! 

Killing me with your charming eyes. And then he would run and cuddle her until they make love to bliss. 

LINA SAYS.... LEARN HOW TO BRING OUT THE BEST IN YOUR WOMAN.... EVERY WOMAN IS BEAUTIFUL! 

P.s if you are a woman and you had read this post.
Endeavour to comment your point of view. To promote the beauty of women all over 
The world. This article is was written because of a friend and what most women both single and married are passing through today...
this is to let our men know that they can actually
Bring out the best in their woman. Share to support women all over the world.

BRIEF DESCRIPTION Of LINA'S DIARY

LINA'S DIARY

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The story is focused on a young campus girl called lina, she has a diary which she named after her boyfriend (Kay) this is because Kay listens to her stories while she was in island in Lagos State, Nigeria

The diary is where she keeps record of all the past, present and future experience she have in the school.

        Lina have three buddies, Maureen, Anita and Bella. 

This four girls have  a unique character, that they so much love themselves, the way they do, act and live their lives with each other attracted TINA,  a popular campus blogger who loves gossip, gists and entertainment, and these are  what she blogs about "campus gist" 

She noticed that there are  extra ordinary things about this four girls and she knew that to gossip about them would do more good to her website...so she began to gossip about the four buddies on the net. Saying there are the four best lesbians instead of the four best buddies they are popularly known for. This attracted more views and followers on Tina's blog.

People wanted to know more about the four best buddies so there were so many comments on Tina's blog.

This four best buddies, whom Tina changed to four best lesbian had caused visitors to germinated a lot of traffic on Tina's blog that she doesn't want to lose her followers.so she made sure that she publishes new articles  everyday to keep her followers updated.

This popular campus blogger (Tina) Is eager to
 do anything to get more gist for her audience.

 she have her targets,  plans and  tricks. 

Subscribe to the diary of the four school girls on my website to get more gists about this four best buddies whose image Tina wants to pour a stinking reputation on...

There are so much to say, there are so much you don't know about....

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LINA'S DIARY Season 2 (episode 1) Lina online with on WhatsApp With Pascal

Lina's Diary season (episode1) Lina Online On WhatsApp With  PASCAL

 A story by

Akwuba Ijeoma Celina

As I came online on Whatsapp this evening guess who said hi" to me ....it was a gal called Pascal,

 Hi beauty"  she said with an angelic pic as dp.  

xup! I replied 

Hw u doing and Wat's ur name?

     I am Lina and u?

     Am Pascal

she said... I am a lovely gal and I've noticed u are  dope and sexy! Do you mind being my friend?

 Hmm  the message poped up while i was reading Anita's mesages online but refuse to enter her page wondering why a gal should call a fellow girl dope and sexy... Why?  I thought. Then I decided to view her chat. And then my reply to that message was

      Are u a gal 

      a guy 

     Or a tomboy ? 

     "Am a gal, 

  don't u see my pic at dp? 

I said....Is that you at the displayed pic?? 

       Yep" she replied

    Oh...am surprise tho..

    Oh.... C'mon babe she replied

 We 're  in a civilized world

.. We see thungs ...When We love what we see, we say how we feel, And we do what we like.

Don't tell me you dislike adornment

Do you?

         Ohw... I replied not really 

       But, there are better ways to express ya feelings to ur 

 fellow gal both on social media and

 in physical life. You don't talk like a guy

 to your fellow gal..... Coz... One can easily  tag u as a  bad gal!" You're aware  of  dat! 

I said and I decided to log off for a while and come back expecting her to be offline too. 

Aww... Diary, do u know that when I logged in 

I thought it was a group chat when I saw over ten messeges from this gal saying

    I love u baby

    From the moment I saw u

       I know I could drive pleasure from u

  What? I said.

Common you know what I mean

Don't tell me you are still a kid

       Why not give me a chance to express 

        My genuine feelings for you baby

       U are so  beautiful  and I am beautiful too

      No one takes advantage of the other

     We can be lovers 

     Best friends.... 

   Please.... Don't say no

And she was still typing.... And typing and  still  forwarding the silly texts to me... 

    I'll give  u anything u wnt!

  I'll be the 👨 and u will be the 👩

she said ,sending those whatsaap emoji that represents different gender (feminine &masculine)

  Please... Lina... Don't ignore my request 

   Give me a chance.... 

She continues....

I logged off again coz she was still typing and I came here and asked u diary, "should I block her? I knew your answer was no coz u wanted to hear the end of the story.

So, I logged in again keeping quiet and just reading her messages without typing a word. She had called on voice call through whatsapp and I missed it.

What is this gal up to?  I wondered.

 Is she from marine world? 

Or was she based abroad

  Where Obama resides? 

Or is she a Nigerian exhibiting the new 

constitution from the white house? 

  Where are you from?   I asked. 

    Am Edo she replied

  I school in Uniben... 

I study medicine 

I stay at NDDC hostel

Do you mind coming to my hostel? 

Hu! What a ccorrupt generation! 

I replied.    u are such a bitch! 

              With a corrupt mind! 

              U lack home training! 

          And I think u need Jesus! 

        Repent oh.... Sister 

       Repent! 

Despit all  I said to her, she ended up calling me

   Swthrt'

  I can make u more  classic 

  I'll buy u anything u want!..trust me. 

  Am a nice bae

Pls stop acting like a deeper life gal

Coz u are Nat! 

I love u so much babe.... 

I was upset with her...  But I like that part when she said "I'll give u anything u want! 

Hmmm should I pretend and act as a lesbian so that I'll get goodies from her? 

   What do u have?  I said

  I have everything 

I can pay your  school fees and house rent too

And I can also  give u one of my cars! 

    Do you have a car?  She asked

Hmm... Who dash monkey banana I said to myself.  

           Nope !

       Do u really  have a car? 

I asked being very curious based on what she has to say

She sent a smile ☺ emoji and said 

         yes! I have two cars 

   And I don't mind giving one to you  or even buy a brand new  car for u if u don't like my small Lexus... 

Awww this can't be real 

I thought I was dreaming...  she even sent that emoji that represents love to me and she also forwarded a GIF showing two girls in love.she continued to type more messages that took her like ten minutes to finishe typing .
While she was still typing, i was busy watching the naughty .So i replied to her message 

Wow I like your car!  Do you work and study?

Nah! ever! She replied .

Oh! But u are so rich! How come?

 Yes am rich! I'm a rich gal coz I've gat a rich dad! The formal commissioner of works and transport of this state...the only child of my parents .

 Ohw...I was touched ..I pity her tho...so I said to her ...

....may God bless your parents with more children  so that u'll have siblings in the house to keep u company....

 To my astonishment she said 

  Nah!

  I don't need another me in the house

I only wanna enjoy  my dad's wealth alone! 

I was shocked and I began to talk to myself again

      She's evil I swear! 

     Oh what a world

    While others pray for  companionship  

    Pascal pray to be alone

   She needs Jesus

  Oh she needs Jesus 

  Pascal needs Jesus to set  her free

  Oh yes she needs Jesus to set her free

I began to dislike her the more ...she's such a selfish fellow. She don't wanna share a property with her own sibling but she wanna buy a car for another girl just to have canal pleasure. Rubbish!

She sent an image which I don't even have the desire to download and she ask for my own pic...not just a pic, a nude one!

I logged off! 

Came back in 3hours time seeing other messages like 

  Heloo cutie

Why  are u mute to my message.

Why silent! Honey.

You aren't saying anything darling 

Hey, Lina! That's my nude pic u are seeing  in there why don't u share urs with me

Hey.....Cel...lina 

Send your nude pic and your bank account details to me honey!

Awww! I like this part.especially that part when she said "send your account details to me." I quickly copied  and pasted my bank account on the page and send the details to her from my note pad.

Saying send the money first honey, I love you so much! Mwuah!

She quickly came online and asked me to send the nude pic first that she will do transfer as soon  she  get the pic on her phone.

Yes! Fifty thousand for   your account! Baby.

Wow! That's so intriguing!

I felt like sending the nude to her, anyway.

Ehe...what is it?

Is it not just to send a naked pic to my fellow girl?

And fifty thousand to my account! Just Like gbagam!

Yes! That's it!

This was my motive...i had decided to do as she said and I ran to the bathroom with my phone and my touch light so I would see myself when snapping the pic.

 I tried pulling off my clothes and then some thoughts came into me and I began to wonder how foolish I would had been if this girl was just trying to scam me.how will I feel if my pic was posted on social media like Facebook saying some silly trash on it .yes that's what's trending now. I have seen some girls naked pic on social media with a different poster.this girls must had past through what am passing through right now. Some fall victims from their boyfriends too. Some will promise to delete after seeing not knowing their have another silly idea at the back of their mind. Oh please what's that for ,eh!

I have some reputation to protect dear.so I decided to leave the bathroom without taking a shoot of myself for that naughty girl that wanted to lure me into corruption.thank God I had a second thaught .

Then I unlock the bathroom wanting to make a move ...then I had my   superego saying "what if she's saying the truth,  what if she never wanted to scam you?what if she ment sending the 50k o you,what is your nude pic compared to 50k? Or is it more precious than the Lexus car she talked about? I was wondering, but I refused to listen to that tiny voice. Then I remembered my diary, what will I say to Kay; (name of Lina's diary) will I tell him that  i foolishly sent my naked pic to a girl on social media? Will i had told him that i was blindfolded and brainwashed? And what if my diary has big mouth, how large the laughter that would gush out of his mouth would be. Don't you think i will be a big fool? And what if it was Tina and friends that were planning to set me up? Oh the way will faint and die the whole world can't explain! if i should see my nude pic on her blog!  Oh I'll just faint and die again in the underworld!  Oh yes! Am serious!

And then i remembered my creator! I dont wanna be a shame to him.Then I sang a peom for my superego, to that tiny voice that wanted to put me into temptation.

 Oh tiny voice 

The invisible being that dwells within

Hey I have a room in my heart and you occupied the space.

I allowed to have a place therein

But u wanted an allowances 

And then u began to say trash to me

Wanting to lure me  to hell

Oh tiny voice 

You are so tiny 

Your words are bigger than your size

Just wanna tell you that

I can't endulge in such a silly act

If  I need money

I can work for the money

And I'll have the money! 

Oh yes I'll have the money

If I need a car

I can work to have a car

And I'll have a car

Oh yes I'll have a car! 

I can't be a  fool 

I can't be fooled

Oh yes I can't fooled 

Kissing my fellow gal is evil

Sucking my fellow gal is demonic 

I can't be a fool

And I can't be fooled

     "Pascal u need Jesus!  I replied to her chat and said.... 

     Good nit and sweetdrmz! ....click here for season 2(episode 2)

LINA'S DIARY (episode 5) Fumi's Pant Is Missing(the hostel fight)

Lina's  Diary

Episode 5

Fumi's pant is missing(the hostel fight) 

   A story by Akwuba ijeoma Celina 

As I woke this morning, trying to read my Bible and pray with my besties who had developed the habit of praying with me every morning.. . Fumi came in and said that her pant is missing.... Imagine that! 

I looked at her and wondered why someone's pant should be missing in a hostel full of girls. Which exactly of her panty is even missing : is it the one in her box or the one she wore last night? Hu!  Maybe she's the type that sleeps like Dumbi the dirty girl"so someone must had pull it off while she was asleep. I thought

But, can a girl wear another girl's pant? I asked sillently

If you ask me.... Na  who I go ask?  Whispered Maureen and Anita

 then I was mute coz we were  still doing our  morning devotion on the upper bunk so we bent lower facing our Bible and pretending as if we didn't here the rubbish  she was saying out of her useless mouth. 

Oh what a hostel!  Where anything  can miss. Why don't her pussy miss too! I thought and wondered "Foolish fumi in the hostel! Sssh I'll soon write a poem of her. I sniffed as I continued reading my Bible. Then she said... 

Let everyone pull up her garment!

I wanna check out my panty! 

It was funny though... But I dare not show  an emoji of teeth opening. 

I said let everyone pull up her garment! Or I report u gals to the.... 

      Shoo!

Shouted Amarachi who was awaken by fumi's silly announcement. 

     "what the heck are you talking about.        This girl!  

She said geting up from her bunk sluggishly. 

     You are with my pant for saying such trash! 

Fumi suspected.

   "Amarachi is an Ibo girl so she knows how to bulshit fumi's type of person"  whispered Candy from behind

     " if I get down from this bunk and you find Out that I am not with ur dirty pant, trust me, I'm gonna Burry you alive"

      I said it! 

Whispered candy again! 

    "Amarachi will cut her head off and Burry it under her grand Popy's grave! 

Then she got down from the bed pulling out her pyngamas. 

  This is my panty! Said fumi

Hey..... Shouted all the girls in the hostel. 

 Amarachi....howww come ! 

You bi ole for pant? 

Amarachi looked at everyone in disguise and said to Fumi. 

   This is not your pant! 

   I have a packet of this same pant in my box.

If you doubt me, I'm going O bring out the packet here for everyone to see. 

And if they confirms me not guilty of this great allegation hum... Fumi you are dead!     

   She chuckled painfully and went deep to her box and brought out four different packets of pant. She got the one that was already opened and presented it to every one to see. 

But then the same girls shouted again 

    Ah! Ah!  Fumi....! 

This is exactly the same pant she's wearing na... ShooooooO! 

They screamed in great astonishment! 

    "but this is Fumi's pant! 

Said another girl from Ekosodin villa who came to spend the night with Fumi. 

The argument was so disgusting and confusing that I couldn't consetrate on my morning devotion. 

Then I knelt down with my besties  facing my bunk and singing our morning song which we  composed for the one who made us

     This morning

     This new morning

    This dew morning

   This cool morning

 This calm morning 

 I give you praise

I give you thanks

Oh this good morning of mine 

I praise your name. 

After praying...Anita and Maureen left me and went to their various apartment coz they  had classes that morning. Good morning all. I said not minding the scenario. But Sofia the stammerer came closer and taped my back saying
 My my  de..ar, what is is coo..!coo.. !cucu! Cool! plus....goo...good! this...mOni? 

Hu!  I said but couldn't laugh. And then another came and said 

Why are u always like this whenever there's a confrontation going on in this apartment?

 Why do you keep pretending and behaving as if whatever that is going on here is non of your biswax! 

Why are you always quiet! Eh Lina! 

  Say something..... 

I don't have anything to say so I shouldn't be bothered. But then, there came another gal to me saying.. 

   "you are the only girl here that hasn't removed your garment for everyone to see. 

It has been confirmed that Amarachi isn't with fumi's pant... So we need yours for investigation!  Or are u not a part of this hostel? 

Then I looked closely and I noticed who the girl is then I had a little knowledge of what's going in my hostel, so I  smiled and said to her..Are you not one of those four foolish Blogers who made a video of me and my bestie two days ago saying we were Les... 

I short the detail coz I don't want a situation were I'll be taged as a lesbian in the hostel... My few days in the hostel I've noticed that any tiny word can fly abroad. 

So I held her very tight and said to all of them

    If anyone of you dare to  make an inch! 

   I am going 'O send this fool to the crime station and the four of you will be detected for this silly allegation. 

I dragged her very closer and tighter making sure that she doesn't make a move. So I continue.... 

     "I pity you gals that foolishly uncovered your nakedness for your dirty pant to be posted on the net for gossip! 

Sofia's pant was the dirtiest of them all,her pant was bloody coz she's on her period.  so she bent her head and wept especially that part I said.... Pants being posted on the net for gossip" saying " I ...e.. I..e...I ..e.. I am fi ...I am fi.. I am fi....  finish..ed!

But then amarachi got up and Gave fumi a very neat slap, she pushed her to the wall and there was a figh between them. And then,the girls began to sing

  Hostel fight! 

  Hostel fight! 

  Fumi and Ami

  Hostel fight! 

fumi's pant got mising

     Hostel  fight! 

  She said ami is the ole

    Hostel fight!

Ami was upset!

   Hostel fight! 

She push Fumi to the wall

   Hostel fight

And we all clap and yawn

   Hostel fight. 

Who will win the fight.... 

   Hostel fight! 

Fumi would had won the fight but Amarachi is stronger. She pushed her to the ground and made a naked of her saying. 

  "Candy use my phone and make a good video of this Amebo! 

But then I looked and I saw the main photographer "sandra" she was with an iPhone. Her videoing wasn't a hidden one any longer. She stood up this time and make a good video of fumi's nakedness but I noticed that Fumi's face was invisible in the video.

 It seems like fumi is one of those foolish bloggers or was she bribed for this mess!?I thought, before then,   Sophia had stilthly graped  the phone from Sandra and we all watched the videos of today and the pics too. 

       Diligently, I sought for the one she shot between me and Maureen and deleted it. Others deleted the ones they are parts of too. So everywhere was calm as if an angel from heaven passed between us. 

We thought the issues has been resolved but Amarachi wanted to show more of herself thereby proving to teach more lessons to Fumi... She said... This video must be posted on the facebook for everyone to see your shame...your intention of using me for a gossip has been reverted to you.  Am going 'O tag all my friends and your own friends too! 

Hahaha! Candy and friends laughted

Surprisingly, Tina, the head of the four foolish bloggers said 

  "for more quotes on how to disgrace those who wanted to disgrace you....visit My blog @tinablog.com

 Then Sandra collected her phone and stood at the door post and tongued out saying:

 Unfortunately for you gals... IPhones deletes photos or videos completely after thirty days... I'll restore all your deleted items back! Check out  our blog to see yourselves on our latest update! Bye.... Before Sophia could reach her, she had already flew and so Sophia's eye was widely  opened like that emoji on whatsapp that entails surprise. I was surprised too coz I've never used an iPhone before... Hmm... What the hell!  I said and lay down to sleep in great disguise as everyone goes to their different apartments...click here for episode 6

LINA'S DIARY (episode 6) Fun Time Buddies

Lina's Diary 

Episode 6

FUN TIME BUDDIES 

    A story by 

Akwuba ijeoma Celina

       Lina is fun 

       Anita is nice

      Maureen is lovely

       Bella is beautiful 

       Oh she's beautiful 

      She is cute

      So we are beautiful 

     We are cute 

      Tell Me who bears the name cute 

              We bear the name cute

             We are cute

          Who bears the name beauty

             We bear the name beauty

             We have beauty

             We are beautiful 

            Who bears the name love

           We bear the name love

            We have love 

          We are lovely

             

             We are nice

            We are fun

           We are dope

            Bella the beauty damzel

           She is dope

          We are dope

            Oya dab 

          We dab

         Oya clap

        We clap! 

         Oya dance

         We dance

  

 we are the four best buddies! 

When we were singing and dancing in the park, Tina and friends came and  said they wanna join in the dance...  

Tina said,  four best buddies, let the four best bloggers join you gals in the dance please... 

I looked at her and something told me that Tina and friends are up to something. So  I quickly forged the fourth stanza and my buddies repeated after me by adding yes to the song we sang thus:

  We are complete now! 

   yes we are complete now

we are the  four best buddies

 yes we are the four best buddies

we are complete now

  Yes we are complete now

     Oya dab

          We dab

 Oya clap

    We clap! 

   Oya dance 
        We dance

 Oya sing

       We sang

 We are complete now

    Yes we are complete now

 we are the four best buddies 

     Yes we are the four best buddies 

       

And so we  sang and  danced around  the park ,and the four foolish bloggers were envious of us. They just wanna be like us, diary. 

Other people were around the park too chilling,,some guys who came with their babes liked the way we relates so they smiled while we jubilate and some of the girls that came with their boo came dancing and dabing and clapping with us too. 

When we  had finished  singing and dancing and while people were applauding us for our great performance 

Sandra came admist of us and said she likes Bella that she  should make them five, she said

Hi beauty, I am one of the four best bloggers, do you mind working with us, you ll have a reasonable ransom for it. Tina pays us well! 

She signaled Tina and she came. And Sandra whispered to  Tina and she  said to us 

      Yep!  I pay my workers very well and am gonna pay you gals too if only you could give Bella to us. 

I gave them  sign so we said no to them, and Maureen said 

" Lina knows how to blog very well too.. so we are bloggers as well 

Though we don't blog for the money... We blog for fun. 

And amazingly Anita that hardly talk stood up and said to Tina. 

Hmmm now I've got the  chance to talk to you. 

You are the gal that insulted me some weeks back saying that I have a tiny boob... You made me ran away from your mist without taking a cool bath. Now you gals are here claiming to have one of us as your friend

You want one of us to belong to your foolish blogging right? So that you could insult the heck out of her. Thereby naming her a tiny boob bae"Don't you see Tina, that we are birds of same feathers! please go away

                  Go way from us

                Oh Tina and friends! 

Then the three  of us  said in unism

    Tina and friends please go away! 

    Leave us alone! 

Then I wondered why Bella was quiet and didn't say a word to Tina. While I was still thinking Anita was still talking to them

You are the type that wanna  separate us from being best buddies. 

You gals wanna initiate us into having sagging boobs.... We ve got the best nipples ever! 

When I heard this "nipple" from nita, I gave a sign  and whispered to her saying  "she's a blogger!  She will write on the net saying "click here to see the nipples of the four foolish lesbians as she normally call us! So please stop OK? She said alright and she stood up to buy a drink for us. 

When Nita came back from the cafe, and had a sit, Tina the boss called Bella to have one on one  negotiation with her. I quickly set my phone to voice recording and I swap my phone with Bella's phone. When she came back, I played the recorded voice and this is what Tina told Bella

 "you are beautiful 

           Oh yes you are!  

And beautiful gals goes after beautiful things to keep their beauty glowing

 You need a  cute and handsome guy like that boy over there to bring out the best in you! 

 he has a car and he lives in a mansion he base in island but he schools here in uniben. 

Hmmm"  Bella exclaimed  in exaltation 

You can  be his gal friend 

 I can see that  the both of you has the perfect match! 

          Hope u ll ' d like him! 

Just after the interaction between Tina and Bella, we heard a voice of a young guy who called himself "Jerome"  a young, cute  and handsome dope guy we knew when he walked up to Bella and Nita wishes he's hers

She said awww... He's so cute!  Am jealous

Maureen said me too

And I said ditto

    You are Bella and I  am Jerome

Record player continues 

   I saw you on the net with your buddies and I noticed one extraordinary thing about you

   You are such a beautiful gal

  You've gat all I want in a woman

   You are sexy, you are cute in your smiles, you are just complete Bella 

   Please can you be my gal? 

   I mean,... be my princess! 

 I can take care you

Very good care of you

I'll give anything you want and you will be exalted among other gals.

But then Bella chuckled and said to him

    And what do u think you have to share with me that could  extol me among other gals than the way my buddies extols me just like the way I exalts them too

He said   I've gat the mani

             I've gat the house

           I've gat the car and 

           I ve gatten u

just like Tina said I've gat everything. 

Believe me babe,  I'll make you classic.. Plz

But Bella looked at him and said

  You said  I've gotten everything and I am extraordinary already 

You said am beautiful and sexy too

Niggi,  You also said that I am complete.

Now  tell me, can you complete what's already completed? what  do you  wanna complete in  me again! Niggi? 

We listened carefully to hear what the guy has to say but Bella paused the record and said

 The Niggi was mute as if he ran short of words... He looked at Tina and she gave  a signal to continue from where he stopped.but he couldn't say anything else, rather, he repeated what he had earlier said.  

 Ohw..... Really? 

We all said.

    Yes.  She answered and play back the recorded voice. In the record Bella said to Jerome 

        Oh niggi You're so fake! 

      And I  left him in a very embarrassing way.  She continued

We applauded for Bella when she was still far away from us and the recoder recorded our applaud too.  And people were just busy looking at us,  some of those that were looking at us were showing a happy face and some where just looking at us  in a very funny and or amazingly way wondering the reason for the applaud. We  never mind,  after all it's weekend so we've got to chill. 

 Then when Bella had come to us, I noticed Tara and Spunky one of the four foolish bloggers saying to some groups of  guys that were gazing at us telling them to stop looking at us that we are lesbians! And that we can never say yes to a guy! 

Bella is  a pretender, she behaves like a deeper life girl  she's a lesbians too

 she didn't  differ  from her buddies at all  Tara said 

Then the groups of boy said... No wonder they are just four groups of gals

                     They can't love a man

                     They love themselves

                     They make love among 

                        Themselves 

But.. re we lesbians diary?  Nope we are not !

it's possible for the bloggers  to be what they call us... You never can tell

Am very upset with Tina and friends coz I hate their gossip... 

But I like the fact that they make us famous with their lies 

While their aim is to blog and gossip....

 Our aim is to sing and dance and while away our time and so they make us popular on the net. 

 Yes they make us famous  with their gossip on google and other social networks like facebooks, instagram and twitter and even on whatsapp group chats where they share their link saying "click here to read more on the four lesbians  ... Now the people knows us... They tags us as the four best buddies

Even though some of them still calls us lesbians 

But we are not bothered.  

Coz we can't be bothered when we know who we are!

We are the four best buddies 

That's All we care!

 This is not a song diary, I am just saying my mind. 
When we had finished listening to the recorded voice,  we asked her while she said no to such a cute guy. 

Maureen said

    Oh!  So you actually said no to such a handsome niggi

  And we kept on clapping and hailing you thinking you accepted the proposal. Why Bella

But Bella said

I didn't accept the proposal coz I noticed that the guy isn't real

Even if he's real I still love my Boo and I don't wanna cheat on him

Really?  We said and stood up to enter our hostel coz it's already getting dark

Then I said to bella

Be careful the way you push people away tho... You never can tell who becomes of help to you tomorrow. 

 She said. I know swthrt. I do know exactly what am doing.... Tina sent him.that was the paramount motive  for not paying attention to him....it's a set up, you know. And  Am so glad that they got what they wanted... Let them broadcast about  it!  Yes!  

Let them talk about it

We are not bothered coz we know who we are! 

"the four best buddies 

And not the four best lesbians! 

And so we all  chuckled and said 

          Yes!  We are the four best buddies!

And so we departed  to our various rooms... Me and bella, went to my room while Maureen and Anita departed to Maureen's rooms. 

And that's the end deary..... Swtdrmz! ...click here for season 2 (episode 1)

LINA'S DIARY (episode 4) Demi's Silly Joke On Kemi

Episode 4

     Demi's silly joke on Kemi


    A story by

  Akwuba ijeoma Celina 

(Lina  dropped her pen and went to June 12, to get some packs of indomie for launch.
       After cooking and taking her launch , she took a nap at around 11:00am and woke up at two hours later, then she waited for a while and then decided to visit Clara so that the both of them could attend classes together,when she came back from the classes at around 5:pm, she pick up her pen once more and said) 

Hey Kay! its good to see you once again. I've gone out for lecture and am back once more to tell you more stories. 

I know you would want to know how interesting the lecture was, anyway, it was a good one. I like my coursemates. They are very friendly and the classes where fun too.

  I think I am swinging into my dream course diary, coz, I noticed the  lecturer Is  a good one ,he  is very humble but he has a big head like Mr Edward in my basic six. Do you know he attends to our  questions  , and  he's assignment is not too hard to work on. It was just like one of those assignments in secondary school base on government. What is administrative law" hu!  It was funny tho.but I just have to keep calm coz I don't know what tomorrow will be. 

Then I met the class Rep master Emmy. He's tall and handsome and he's very agile too. He deserves to be a course Rep according to my own point of view. 

But dairy, I have a strange question 

"when Demi was cracking  joke in the class today.  I noticed a young girl who's always laughing, Timi said  "she can laugh for Africa"  but how can some one laugh for A whole of Africa? Is there a ransom for laughing ? Hm! 

This is what happened "when Demi cracked his first joke, everyone laught and we all closed our mouth when the humour was no longer  there ,while waiting for the second joke from the female Comedian, Omowumi". Surprisingly, her jokes wasn't funny at all and no one laught, but ,when I looked at my left hand side, I noticed that Kemi was still laughing,  kemi's teeth is still widely open and still looking as if she was still amused. Should I go and tell her to close her teeth so that fly's won't peck on it, or should I pretend as if am not bothered?

 She kept on opening her teeth without any intention of closing it at all. I became irritated  and frustrated so I signal her to please close her teeth. But it was as if she didn't recognize my cool signal. So I summoned her by her name and say, "hey dear Kemistry, please can you close your teeth....

Amazingly, Chuks said loudly before everyone that I was making mockery of the girl. 

Then Demi  stood up again and said something that looks like another joke to some of them in the classroom. He said it this way:

Hey!  Gal, is it because her teeth looks like an  old popsy's big hoe that are used to work on the farm, oh please  We are aware of that,we are even aware that her teeth can be used to dig six feet hole"  So please stop asking her to close her teeth coz Kemi's teeth can never be  closed for any reason. Shoo! 

But then people had already  bust out laughing especially that part when he said that her teeth is like an  old  popsy's big hoe.... 

Ah! Diary, please tell me between me and  Demi who had insulted Kemi?

this is the query diary, please  be fair in your judgement .. ...(after some seconds she said) 

.......hmmm. I know I was the one at the right part coz I didn't mean to insult her, had I known that it was the nature of her teeth,  I wouldn't had bothered to say  a word to her. 

Oh I pity Kemi shaa...  for having such a big teeth that makes her look as if she's always laughing even when unnecessarily,now she's being used as an instrument of laughter in the classroom. 

Ah, what a teeth that can put someone into trouble.  Oh!  Kemi is in a big trouble I swear. 

Hm..Sometimes nature can be very funny joor.. But what can man do? 

I think I have to stop here dairy, 

Need to fetch water for bath as the one I fetched earlier has been used by the unknown. 

Maureen said it's a hostel life again!  Hu. This hostel life, is so disgusting, but  I just have to endure it anyway.... 

Goodnight my Kay.... 

She kept her pen and diary and took her bucket down stairs to fetch two pails  of  water.

When she came upstairs,  she pleaded with her roommates not to make use of her water that she has class by 8:am tomorrow. Then she took her bath and lay down to sleep. But when she woke up in the morning, she find out that her water has already been use again this time by Fumi to flush her dirty toilet. Lina only looked at Fumi and  the empty bucket and gasped  saying.... 

 "I just have to keep calm and pretend as if everything is alright. Don't wanna bug anyone at all (then she greeted everyone and said to her diary) 

"hope your night was as cold as mine. Thanks for not coming to cuddle me. Anyway, we survived the cold plus the horrible stilth night of mosquitoes. 

I gotta leave and prepare for class. 

See ya lera,and have a blissful day ahead. ....take care....click here for episode 5

         

LINA'S DIARY (episode 2) The Hostel Life

Lina's Diary 

           Episode 2

            The Hostel life

              A story by 

      Akwuba ijeoma Celina 

As I got up from my bunk this morning , I noticed some girls going down stairs with buckets on their hand and heading towards the tap location. They had gone down to fetch water from the tap, probably to take  their bath with it. Why so early, I wondered 

"why should the girls be taking their bath by this time of the day. 

Is it that this school has classes by 6am or what?  Then I thought  of the schools that I had attended so far and I said to myself "Shinning star secondary school starts by 8:am and so does every other primary and secondary school in this country. Or does it mean universities has their own lecture time different? 

   I wondered so I had to get my bucket and get down stairs to get my own water too. 

On getting to the tap, I noticed multitudes of girls bathing down stairs. Then I began to wonder if the school has no bathroom 

But Cynthia had already  directed me to the bathroom and the convenient room last night. Or is it that the rooms are for fancy or whatt.  I thought as I walk closer to the tap, then,  I heard some girls laughing,so I listened carefully and I heard one of those girls saying

"what kind of a world is this, where some babes boob's  is as tiny as an ant hole. Anita your breast is too small! Go and ask your mama for some milk! You need it in your life! She said looking at Anita as she made mockeries of her

Ah!  I looked at Anita and her breast is even bigger than mine. If I should bath down stairs their would laugh at me until I begin to  shed tears.  I can never bath down stairs with those big boob's babes. I don't need a breastly assault . I am like cythian who said that her boobs are small but her Boo likes it"  even though I never have a Boo yet, I know my husband won't push me away if I finally gets married tomorrow . I gave myself hope as I fetched the pail of water saying within me " I'll keep the bathrooms clean, it will be my own place of bath"

Then I saw Anita tying her rapper and rushing upstairs with great annoyance. "that poor girl must be a fresher too,  She's absolutely new to this environment"

I said to myself. I wish I could keep her company and at least make her feel better just like maureen to me. She's so quiet and pretty too. More beautiful than those big boob's babes  that made mockery of her. I wondered why she didn't say a word for retaliation. Then, I walked up to her and said "dear friend do not worry, we are birds of same feather, we can flock together. 

Anita looked at my chest and smiled

    "yes we are" she said "what's your name? 

Lina" I heard my name from behind. Anticipating who the caller might be. Behold it is Maureen. Is this your hostel space ?

She said looking into my eyes with great anticipation of glamour ." Yes" it is. I answered 

She quickly held my hands and made a peck on it and said I am so happy to see u here. 

And then she gave me a very warm hug. 

It's nice having you here as a hostel mate. It's good to have you around this vicinity. 

I was full of enthusiasm to have her as a hostel mate too. 

   
Awkwardly, as I looked upward,  I noticed some group of four girls taking a shot on us while we were still hugging. I noticed they were whispering and laughing as if there's something funny going on. 

I was curious and I wanted to know what's going on. I walked close to the four girls and asked them to let me see the pic their shot. But one of them collected the phone and ran away from their mist.saying 

"all lesbians must go"

Am not a lesbian and I shouldn't be bothered. 

I thought. 

But was she actually saying we were lesbians?  This is what I wanted to figure out so I ran after her to find out why she said such rubbish after taking a photo of us. 

But Maureen called me back  and ask me to mind my own biswax. 

"this is hostel life for you"  she said 

"some of them here are bloggers on gossips,  probably they wanna publish new stories"

"but that should be the  more reasons why  I should go after her and smatch the phone on the ground. I shouldn't be used for a gossip on the the net. Is she crazy? I said with annoyance 

"please be calm" Anita said 

With a cool wet eyes. Leave them alone,  they are trouble makers" She continues

My granny said "if u go after a trouble maker, then you are looking for troubles. Please let's go upstairs. 

She pleaded with me. And Maureen supported. "we can be best friends , best buddies. Let's mind our own business.

Then we went upstairs singing my imidiate forged songs.  

      Singing along with me

       To the highest mountains

       Dancing along with me 

           Like a bear... 

          Then I hugged (She hugs them)  

        And kissed (she peck them) 

       My sweet smelling bestie. 

(She peck them again and said. )

     "let the foolish bloggers come and make a video of us"

  "videos of us"

Replied the two girl as they chucckled and climbed the stairs with Lina's prevsong
 song....click here for episode 3

   

LINA'S DIARY (episode 1) My First Day In School

           

                   LINA'S DIARY

                          episode 1

               My  First Day In School

                      A story writen by

                      Akwuba Ijeoma

                       

              

       
It was a rainy day, yet the cloud was still very bright, as though it was a sunny afternoon, I wondered what could be the cause,  then I realized it was my first day in school, and it was an imagination. Even when every where was covered with thick cloud so  that no one could see,  yet I  was able to see very clearly. 

My mama said " it was the joy of being to a new environment" and my papa said"it was my first day in school"

Could this be the reason? I thought. 

Ever since I finished my secondary school, I've being dreaming of going to a higher lnstitution just to escape home chores and run away from my siblings disturbances . But then it was as if" heaven and earth will roll  away"

     "oh when will November come! "

I sang and gasped as I wandered in my thought. 

   Oh November! The month that traveled with my treasure, 

    The month that holds my joy! 

    Where have you gone to? 

    And when are you coming back? 

   I heard it's on the eleventh month of the twelfth month of this year. 

Is that so.....? 

If your answer Is yes" oh dearest November 

   Please don't forget to come to me with this treasure of mine

   The admission of gold I've being waiting for so long"
That was my poem on admission aspirations 

 Oh diary, forgive me for I had forgotten to introduce myself to you, dearie. 

   I am Lola adebayo, but you can call me Lina, a name from saint Marcellina, it is my babtisma name. 

Lina is the last four latter of marcellina. 

It is my Nick name. 

I am the only Yoruba girl that came all the way from Lagos state to mama schola's shop to pick you out from the  box where you have been pressed by your fellow diaries . And I brought you to this hostel where girls dwell, if you are a guy, diary, of course you would like it coz there are many boobs and asses flooting around this room without shame. 
Oh diary, I am a poet, a novelist and I like singing my songs. 

I hope you don't mind, as I continue writing the stories on my first day in school.
   
As I entered into the school gate walking majestically as though there was no rain falling from the sky,  then I noticed some ladies and gentle guys runing towards a tent called "the Fidelity hot-spot center that is located close to the main gate. 

That is where some Uniben students charge their phones and make a good browsing from the internet.

It was still raining so some people ran to the place for shelter. 

   I was under the rain singing my latest poem

"oh this gold of mine 

This treasure of mine

This silver of mine 

Am sinking in  it. 

This river of mine

 am swimming in it...

  Then my phone rang, it was Kemi  my cousin , she called to know if I had gotten to the school already. And when I said "Yes"  she told me  to enter a bus that is going to ofololo basement.

While she was still on the call,   my phone got drained so I had to enter the Fidelity hot-spot center in other to make an enquiries on where to enter the bus that is going to ofololo basement and also to charge my new Android phone. 

  On getting closer to the place, I noticed a fat young boy  opening and closing his mouth like the Yoruba old men that yawn for dinner. I knew he was saying something but what exactly was he saying that keeps the people laughing and smiling like there's no ressesion in the state,   I wondered as I move closer grunting and sniffing thereby making sure that my luggage gets there  with me. 

"hello everyone" I said making sure that they recognise my new outfit which my granny bought for me for gaining admission into the  university. 

 "I am Lina, I came from Lagos, the city of excellence " Trying to show my ego

    "shoo"

Shouted one of the students

I looked at her and snubbed. Then I continued with what I was saying. 

   "as I was saying,  I came from lag, and I need someone to show me where to take a bus to Ofololo basement. 

Suddenly, all of them burst out laughing as if I had said something funny. Then the fat young boy that was opening and closing his mouth in the name of telling a

funny story looked at them and said with a very bold and coarse voice that sounded like that of a Bush cow...
"any Uniben student that doesn't know how to pronounce hall 4 law basement, is that one a Uniben student? 

No.... They all said in unism. 

I was so shy and confused coz I couldn't understand what they were saying. The slang was so complicative  that I couldn't figure it out  with my little Yoruba sense. 

what could make this niggas laugh at me this way.

I thought as I left them with shame. Thinking my head out as I forgot my smallest luggage.
Then, I listened and I heard some girls still laughing hysterically. The laughter sounded like that of  Aniola,  a Yoruba old lady that would laugh and hang her legs up just to attract a suitor or young men that are passing by. 

Then, a young girl that looks exactly like my age came towards me and said

"hello, I'm Maureen, and here is your box. Am so sorry for those dudes they don't really know how to treat a fresher. 

    "hi I am Lola, but you can call me Lina. Thanks for your kindness, am so gratefull"

"you are welcome Lina. Guess you are looking for the basement bus? 

"yes, the one that is going directly to ofolo,basement.

I said not being sure of where I was going to. 

   "there" She said "that is hall 4 law basement bus. You can sit in the front sit with me.  That's if u don't mind. 

"oky" I said trying to form phonetics. 

 "thanks once more"

Suddenly, the bus  got filled up and a dark old man came into the bus and said "

   "make sure you are with your 20 naira change"

Hmm, I was chocked, coz I was with a one thousand naira note. But thanks to Maureen. She paid for my t. Fair, after a serious embarrassment from the driver,who nearly could had buried me to the ground just because of a twenty naira note that I couldn't afford. He yawned angrily at me

  "why didn't u come with a one million naira note just to route on a journey of twenty naira prize. Look at your eyes like that of an owl. Ole buruku!

I was shocked and I wept within me, he reminded me of my popsy.  He can never say a word without an insult added either at the beginning or at the end of his statement especially when he's upset with mumsy, or when he's hungry for food. That moment when he could finish a bowl of rice without taking water nor whisper a word to anyone around him. Not even words like "do u mind eating with me" it is the Yoruba tradition and I know Ibo's does that too. That moment when you are hungry for food and there's a pot of rice at your front but u couldn't smell nor touch one grain  of it  Hu"

It was so painful that I had to hide my face from the people  in case there's tears that would want to come out to disgrace me in the public.

"it's OK, Lina,  she said with a very sweet voice. Welcome to Uniben. Some said it's unistress. But it's still the choice of many. She taped my back with a derisive smile on her face. 

Then I wondered why she's saying welcome to me by this period ,why would she say welcome when I just finished from a trauma from the driver... And why was her smile so derisive as if there's something wrong in welcoming me to the school environment. These were my thoughts.gosh! I exclaimed 

  Oh diary, my first day in school could  be summed up as an oxymoron: where I was happy for getting into the school, I was also sad coz of the way those dudes laughed at  me and then the angry driver that roared like a mad lion, that old man that gave me the second condition.... Wanting to give me hbp just because of  a twenty naira note but thanks to God for  giving me an angel of love "Maureen"  She made my day. And I'll sing a song of her, my next poem will bear her name thus "angel maureen" the little angel that comes to school"

       Lina looks at her diary and said  "hu.. I guess u are feeling sleepy dear , it is right time I stops writing . This is 12:00am and am feeling sleepy too.  I have to stop here dear. But before I does that,  I'll like to give u a name" kay" he is the guy that listens to every bit of my story in Victoria island  . Oh diary, you are my Kay in school.he likes my stories and I guess u like it too. Thanks for listening 

 Hope to get more gists tomorrow. Gudnit diary and may angels be our keeper. 

She kissed the diary and said "sweet 

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