LINA'S DIARY (episode 4) Demi's Silly Joke On Kemi

Episode 4

     Demi's silly joke on Kemi


    A story by

  Akwuba ijeoma Celina 

(Lina  dropped her pen and went to June 12, to get some packs of indomie for launch.
       After cooking and taking her launch , she took a nap at around 11:00am and woke up at two hours later, then she waited for a while and then decided to visit Clara so that the both of them could attend classes together,when she came back from the classes at around 5:pm, she pick up her pen once more and said) 

Hey Kay! its good to see you once again. I've gone out for lecture and am back once more to tell you more stories. 

I know you would want to know how interesting the lecture was, anyway, it was a good one. I like my coursemates. They are very friendly and the classes where fun too.

  I think I am swinging into my dream course diary, coz, I noticed the  lecturer Is  a good one ,he  is very humble but he has a big head like Mr Edward in my basic six. Do you know he attends to our  questions  , and  he's assignment is not too hard to work on. It was just like one of those assignments in secondary school base on government. What is administrative law" hu!  It was funny tho.but I just have to keep calm coz I don't know what tomorrow will be. 

Then I met the class Rep master Emmy. He's tall and handsome and he's very agile too. He deserves to be a course Rep according to my own point of view. 

But dairy, I have a strange question 

"when Demi was cracking  joke in the class today.  I noticed a young girl who's always laughing, Timi said  "she can laugh for Africa"  but how can some one laugh for A whole of Africa? Is there a ransom for laughing ? Hm! 

This is what happened "when Demi cracked his first joke, everyone laught and we all closed our mouth when the humour was no longer  there ,while waiting for the second joke from the female Comedian, Omowumi". Surprisingly, her jokes wasn't funny at all and no one laught, but ,when I looked at my left hand side, I noticed that Kemi was still laughing,  kemi's teeth is still widely open and still looking as if she was still amused. Should I go and tell her to close her teeth so that fly's won't peck on it, or should I pretend as if am not bothered?

 She kept on opening her teeth without any intention of closing it at all. I became irritated  and frustrated so I signal her to please close her teeth. But it was as if she didn't recognize my cool signal. So I summoned her by her name and say, "hey dear Kemistry, please can you close your teeth....

Amazingly, Chuks said loudly before everyone that I was making mockery of the girl. 

Then Demi  stood up again and said something that looks like another joke to some of them in the classroom. He said it this way:

Hey!  Gal, is it because her teeth looks like an  old popsy's big hoe that are used to work on the farm, oh please  We are aware of that,we are even aware that her teeth can be used to dig six feet hole"  So please stop asking her to close her teeth coz Kemi's teeth can never be  closed for any reason. Shoo! 

But then people had already  bust out laughing especially that part when he said that her teeth is like an  old  popsy's big hoe.... 

Ah! Diary, please tell me between me and  Demi who had insulted Kemi?

this is the query diary, please  be fair in your judgement .. ...(after some seconds she said) 

.......hmmm. I know I was the one at the right part coz I didn't mean to insult her, had I known that it was the nature of her teeth,  I wouldn't had bothered to say  a word to her. 

Oh I pity Kemi shaa...  for having such a big teeth that makes her look as if she's always laughing even when unnecessarily,now she's being used as an instrument of laughter in the classroom. 

Ah, what a teeth that can put someone into trouble.  Oh!  Kemi is in a big trouble I swear. 

Hm..Sometimes nature can be very funny joor.. But what can man do? 

I think I have to stop here dairy, 

Need to fetch water for bath as the one I fetched earlier has been used by the unknown. 

Maureen said it's a hostel life again!  Hu. This hostel life, is so disgusting, but  I just have to endure it anyway.... 

Goodnight my Kay.... 

She kept her pen and diary and took her bucket down stairs to fetch two pails  of  water.

When she came upstairs,  she pleaded with her roommates not to make use of her water that she has class by 8:am tomorrow. Then she took her bath and lay down to sleep. But when she woke up in the morning, she find out that her water has already been use again this time by Fumi to flush her dirty toilet. Lina only looked at Fumi and  the empty bucket and gasped  saying.... 

 "I just have to keep calm and pretend as if everything is alright. Don't wanna bug anyone at all (then she greeted everyone and said to her diary) 

"hope your night was as cold as mine. Thanks for not coming to cuddle me. Anyway, we survived the cold plus the horrible stilth night of mosquitoes. 

I gotta leave and prepare for class. 

See ya lera,and have a blissful day ahead. ....take care....click here for episode 5