LINA'S DIARY season 2(episode2) Miss Spunky Online on Facebook with Bella

LINA'S DIARY season 2 

Episode 2

Mhiz Spunky online  on facebook WITH Bella
   A story by 
 Akwuba Ijeoma Celina

it was evening and I was with Bella at the ushered waiting for Maureen and Anita to meet us at the car park( which is very close to the ushered at the faculty of arts) for the photoshoot of  Bella's birthday which is today but we wished to celebrate it  on this week sunday which is June  12. It was our agreement to take a shot together as four buddies. 

But, Anita and Maureen had class from 2pm to 4pm and they must get to the hostel first to dress up with our supposed outfit which is any jean wear, black top and black or jean trouser. We planed to make her birthday a very memorable one  as Bella is the last buddy born among us.even though she's older than some of us.I was with her phone when she received a call from an unsaved number. 

The caller has a very harsh voice when she was singing a happy birthday song to Bella.

   Happy birthday to you( 4x)

    How old are u now     (4x)

    Many more years to you(4x)

I wish u much love (4x)

Can we be lovers (4x)

Eh? Bella exclaimed and put her phone in sillent speaker.

You said what?

You heard me well baby

I can be part of you

And I'll give you joy!

Come online on Facebook so we can have a cool chat! I am mhiz spunky and I have u as friend on my list. It was a good thing having a birthday notification on facebook for a pretty damsel like you. We are one of a kind sweetheart.

Even though i wasn't hearing what the caller was saying, but Bella told me everything they had said.

When they were through with the conversation, Bella logged in on Facebook and saw 99+ notifications with more friend requests and  9+ posts on the facebook page. She received so many posts on her timeline for her birthday wish .

Its your birthday sweet angel

I wish you long life and prosperity.

This wish was from a girl called mhiz Special.

 Wallup cutie its me itz trigga wishing u a happy birthday on this special day...more dick to your pussy bae! Kisses 

Rubbish! Facebook gurus!

They can say trash!

Bella said as she signed out and hissed as if the wish was bitting her.

Another birthday wish came up with a girl and a guy with Bella on the pic, Bella was in the middle of them in the pic covering her beautiful face...as if she never wanted to appear on the pic and the poster  wrote boldly on her timeline
Its mhiz bella's birthday hurray...!

My candy crush

She can pretend for Africa

More luv to u dear. Enjoy your dayday

And then another from her mum 

Sweetheart

My happiness

You are my sunshine 

Giving birth to you was  exhilarant with so much tears in my eyes ....with lots of pains too.I thought I wouldn't make it but God granted me  the grace and today an epitome of beauty is born.

then I glanced at you with a bealm of gladness, and then you smiled  and  yawn and began to cry.I knew you needed  something "the milk of your mummy" so I fed you with my  milk! No wonder you are a part of me. 

I know you are born to shine swthrt

And I pray that all your dreams be granted and may you grow in wisdom, knowledge and understanding...and may your days be long! Amen! 

This touched my heart! That i began to wonder if mummies really comment or post articles on Facebook. Bella's mum posted more than ten photos on Facebook starting from Bella's first pic that shows when she was still a kid, to this present day.

Awww! My mum had never said hi to me on Facebook before even when I sent her messages. She's among those that have Facebook for fancy.you can only chat with her on whatsaap and that's the end.sometimes when u send messeges to her on whatsaap, she will reply with an SMS or with a phone call.

 She can never change her whatsaap displayed pic unless I get home on holidays and decides to change it for her.

Or I will have  to remind her to change her dp several times. The last night I checked her dp... It was still showing the status of "Lina goes to school" which she updated on the very day I was leaving for school.almost a year now.hu. at times i wonder if am still on my way to school

Or that am already in school....

Mummy change your status oh...

Am already in school

I said 

Lol, baby Mi...I'll .

Hu mumsy will only laugh and say that she will change it which she never did.

Phew!it was so disgusting though.

Mumsy is even better compared to dad.at least she replys to chats sometimes 

The message I sent to my dad  since two years ago is still unseen. Sometimes I feel like collecting that Samsung galaxy x7 from him and either give him this my infinix or get a Nokia touch for him. How can someone be having such an expensive phone and will only be using it to make an ordinary call. Mtchew!

As I was still thinking about my parent lifestyle  on social media, specially on whatsaap and Facebook. Not to talk of instagram or snapchap.

 Snapchap is where mumsy will be cooking ewedu and she will ask Jude my younger brother to video her while she will be stiring the ewedu  with words like ...hi mama Ng and Omo Mi Lina..see me on Snapchat.....! 

Funny though. She likes Snapchat more than any other social network. maybe its  the fact that it takes a video of her, and it doesnt  require much typing  than  dialogue.

Awww! Bella has gone far on her timeline!

Its a pic of her on the swimming pool pavement. she was just on panties and bra and there were other girls surrounding the pool pavement too.

It was as if Bella was hugging another girl on panties and bra too. But whose face I could not recapture.

This is what was uploaded on her timeline.

"The very first day I huged u 

Your body seem so cool and lovely, honey

U were just like a living being in the sea

Your sexy eye made me slumb and  I wished I was a guy.but then I had  second option. "I can be a lesby just to get u on my arm.

I was surprised so I asked 

What does she mean by "being lesby" Hunn?

But Bella was mute as if she didn't hear my question.

Who's this bitch babe!

She was still speechless.then I kept mute too and continue to read the post

You are so sweet Hunn.the very first day you kissed my friend Fay. I knew u are just what am thinking of .happy birthday my shuga.love you to the bone.

And she concluded with the word " kisses"

It was a deadly blast on someone's timeline...that people began to comment rubbish!

awww! So you are a lesby! Wow that's so cool. 

Commented a girl that was wearing bom short

    Tush!

Comment another called Khali baba

Wow see your sexy ass!

This comment came with I sticker of two deers kissing Each other with that red heart called love.

Some Christians or should I say those that claim to be Christian commented things like..

.Jesus is coming very soon sister, repent!

Others were like " this is a sign of end time!

And another say "oh the end is truly at our door step. 

And Mr Eazie said  oh how I love Ur sexy body. 

It was more than one thousand comments. I wondered why they never comment on the rest , not even on her mum's post.

Ah bad things had more influence. It can attract  even  the strongest iron just like magnets do.

Who's is the person that had this post on your timeline babe.

I asked and  Then she said

Its that same girl that called me. Mhiz Spunky. She sent this pic to me  privately  but while I  was still thinking where I met such a girl and if I had ever kissed a girl called Fay before . she sent another message to me saying that she had posted it on my timeline to let the world know that she's in love with me. She said that she can't hide it anymore. That she wished to spend the rest of her life with me. Up till now I'm still thinking of what to tell her coz am still confuse.

Oh really, I said within me. And I looked at the pic and said to bella

Don't lie to me girl! Who's that at the pic with u, I mean the one u are hugging...is she not the one? She made mention of hugging u for the first time, right?

Yea! But i can't remember hugging a girl and asking someone to snap me while hugging my fellow girl.

I looked at the pool and trying to find out which swimming pool it is but I couldn't figure it out with my sense. Then I asked again!

Baby think!! which swimming pool is this?

That's Uniben swimming pool na. 

She replied

But i don't even know the girl on the pic. She continues..   Its true that her face wasn't captured  but I  can't really remember hugging my fellow girl.

As I was looking at the picture trying to find out if it was a picmix or photoshop, or maybe photo editor ....Maureen and Anita came in and it was already 4:30pm  so we had to leave for the shoot before it gets late....but before we made a move , I wrote boldly on my phone note pad and showed it to Bella saying....WE GAT TO FIND OUT THE MEANING OF THIS LATER ON. This can't be real!
I whispered as we all stood up and boarded a taxi to main gate...click here for season 2(episode 3)

LINA DIARY (Episode 3) My first Day @ Faculty

       Lina's Diary

           Episode 3

        My First Day @Faculty

     A story by
    Akwuba Ijeoma Celina

     

When we got to the highest mountain
 (the apex part of the hostel. Lina calls it mountain coz it's too high according to her own point of  view) 

We departed to our various rooms and I quickly rushed to the dirty bathroom to take my bath after making some lazy wash on it. Then I rushed  out from the bathroom feeling dizzy and very cold. It was already 6:30am and I have to get to class by exactly  8:am 
I don't feel like going late to class on the first day of the week,and its actually suppose to be my first day in class, in other not to miss the morning assembly . It's gonna look like a Taboo or rather a course to popsy, I have to make a change here In campus. 

  I wanna be called the early commer and not the late comer anymore.

(she said this in a very silly phonetic way) 

 Hence my classmates gat to call me "a serious student"

 (Lina is still using her secondary school sense in the campus)
so I  quickly dressed up (She continue  )

and went to the faculty of art with my  new  black and white uniform which mumsy bought for me and was washed and ironed by her too. She was so happy to have a future lawyer in the house, so she kept it so neatly arranged for me in a clean white box, that is where all my six uniforms were kept.        
  Majestically, I got to the falcuty, then I   noticed  an old boy who is about 7feets tall, he's huge and hairy too.  I could barely reach his chest. He  has been looking at me surprisingly, and  staring at my new uniform. I knew he likes my outfit, I said to myself. But, I wondered why the school is still very scanty at around 7:16am the worst part Is that admist of the few people I could see around,there was no one on black and white outfit,or am I the only law student  in the whole  of Uniben? 

I wondered  
Then I came closer to the the 7feets tall old boy and said, excuse me boss. 
  "I am Gideon" not boss"  he interrupted. How may I help you,little miss. Then I gasped wondering why he called me a little miss. Is it because I could barely reach his chest?

I don't blame him at all, coz I feel his hieght is really affecting him, that he can't recognise a grown up fellow,

An eighteen years old girl can no longer be called little" she's an adult now, you can ask the constitution.

Hey! Am not a little miss.I retaliated, after all I called him a boss and he refuse to answer me.

Am Celina, you can call me Lina.   Please where does 100level students takes their classes. ? I Asked 
, but it seems like Gideon didn't hear what I said, so he bent a little bit lower and said, "pardon"?

I repeated what I said earlier,and Gidi chuckled trying hard to withheld his laughter. Hehehe!! This girl won't kill me oh! Bia emeka inuru ihe nwatakiri nwanyia ne'kwu? He laughter out loud(lol) and speaking his local dialect that sounds like igbo language. I don't understand while they were laughing so hysterically.Or is it that Uniben boys laughs at freshers anyhow 

But what actually was so funny  that he almost burst his big cheecks in the prossess of mockery at me.

now he made me flashed back at that fat young boy of yesterday who mocked me for not pronouncing where I was going to correctly , (the young boy at fidelity hotspot center in episode 1 )

I was ashamed of myself again. so I decided to leave him alone to meet a fellow at least someone that has the nature of Maureen" the campus  angel" who would give a correct answer to my question. Hello"  I said to one shabby young fellow, please take me to where 100level students  have there classes.

Oh" she said, you are new to this environment. Please what's your course?
      "Law" I said 

Then you will be having your classes at the faculty of law. "
Oh really?  I said  thanks and left for the faculty of law with her directions.

 I never knew classes where done separately according to one's choice of course. Unlike primary and secondary schools where both future lawyers and doctors and every other professions were put together in one class thereby,  having two or three teachers teaching them both science and art subjects, Secondary schools are even better coz at least they have seperate teachers for each course and two different categories thus: art and science departments at the senior level. 

My plans of making Maureen and Anita envy my personality has failed. Oh I wanted them to immitate my new mode of life. 

    As I got to the faculty of law,  I saw  young students on their genuine uniform neatly pressed. I repeated the same question and they directed me to where I could get the hundred level course Rep's phone number. I called and he said that we would be having classes by 2 to 4pm today. "oh what a stressful moment!
I said with great  traumatism
I was so stressed out and confused on the timetable. Ohw... 

The period when we usually dismiss from school is now when I'll start coming to classes.mtchew! It  was so annoying and frustrating. That I had to get back to the hostel to be with my besties only to find out that they both had gone for classes. Awsh!  I seriously dislike  the way things are being done here, so I can't be with my friends anymore till evening time. Probably they would be dismissing by exactly the time I'll be going back to school. 

Then I thought "are u sure I am not being posted  for afternoon classes. That awkward  moments when your mates were coming back from school and you will be going back to the same school too ,it was "The most horrible state of my primary school experience. Hum! I can never forget. That was one of the reasons why I disliked my primary school days. 

I thought of what to do so I decided to go to the common room and wait for my besties  to come back. Maybe they have more experience than I do.  

While waiting for them, a young girl came closer to me, She said her Nick name is Clara but her native name is Ugochi a name given to Igbo females that means" beautiful bird of God"

She was the one that explained the time table for me. She made a photo copy and gave one copy to me as well, Then I find out that we are course mates . I also learnt that classes are being shifted so we will be having just one class today. And more tomorrow. And even more the following day.

Thanks so much CLara.  I said, 
Being so excited coz I've found Clara as a person who seems to be a good fellow to me I'll be good to her too. I think am having three friends now.i guessed.  

Hmmm"

(Lina streched her self out and said to her diary)  

see you when I come back from classes. Hope to have more gists for you...... Bye....click here for episode 4

FLAWLESS WOMAN

   
               

             

       
                A Story

                    

                   By 

       

   AKWUBA IJEOMA CELINA 

As I drove through the Vila,

My sight caught a beautiful young lady. Her beauty made me stomp, that I almost crushed my wonderful G-wagon. 

A two weeks old car which was ship from London. 

My mother has always wanted to see this wonderful car of mine. 

As I came out of the car, I found out that I  was crowded by the villagers who thought I was dead. 

     "young man, are you OK"

I heard the coded voice of an old man, trying to open the door, but couldn't. 

But that didn't wake me up from the lazy mood I found myself. 

And then I heard another slightly voice,  that voice sounded like that of an Angel, 

       Wake up sweetie! 

        Wake up! 

        Wake up man

       Please wake up! 

And then I pulled my head up. Behold it was she,

      "Diana" she got that angelic voice that woke me up from the death. 

Carefully, she walked around me trying to find out if I hard sustained any injury apart from the one on my forehead. 

As she turned, I turned with her,  while she was busy,  looking for a hidden injury, I was busy, looking at her beauty. 

Her beauty was so charming like the the babies in island. 

    "Are you hurt? 

I couldn't answer her coz I wasn't feeling hurt at all. 

I held her hand and said

   "are you an angel"?

     Are you that woman that I've always being dreaming of?

       "I am Diana"

She said. 

The people were amazed so they said to me... 

  "Young man,  you crushed your car"

But my response to that statement was more amazing 

    "Nope, I crushed on her"

     

        "He he he eeee... Wonders shall never end"

sounded a jealous woman from behind..."  children of now a days will never stop amazing me"

But then an old woman came towards me and said
"are you not Emma, the last son of Emenike, the palmwine tapper whose wife works on people's farm to sustain a living?

    "That Was five years ago, I said very uncomfortably. 

    "Oh my son said another fellow from behind

      You have grown so big,        Your father is a very good friend of mine, we married from the same village, my wife and your mother, came from the same village together"

I think you haven't forgotten me, Mr AYO, the Yoruba, tailor that sows your school uniform in those days"

Ewo.... My son, I hope you haven't forgotten me, I am the man who saved u from being attacked from an angry woman, whom you splinted some dirty water on her white garment 25 years ago when you was playing football on a mouldy ground"
Of course I never remembered such scenario before, all I know is that I haven't forgotten the kind of villagers I have. 

They will always want something from u as far as u comes to the village with a clean car. 

I had no choice than to give them the little that I had with me. While some where rejoicing, others were muttering words trying to curl up their own stories. 

Since I can't please all of them, I gave gifts  to those that made themselves known to me, while I was about going to meet Diana, another woman walked up to me and said "my son, please give this bitter leave to your mama, tell her to use it and prepare a wonderful soup for you" 

When I collected the bitter leave from her hand which I was forced to .

I told the old woman that I have nothing to give her in return , surprisingly, she ordered me to return her leave back to her saying "I can't lose a favour from you and also lose the vegetable which I have harvested from ugomma's farm this evening.... I was hoping you could give me some money so that I could use it and buy fish for my sick mother... Then I whispered to the old woman and said.... As old as you are,  you still have a mum? 

She was shocked then I left her to be with Diana, the woman that I had ever dreamt of.
While the crowd keep going , I knelt down before Diana and said

       

         Please be my girl,  I'll make you my wife and

          We will spend all of our days in island. 

But she looked into my eyes and said

     

       "you can't reap the harvest of another man. 

        A real man is the one who see a woman and 

        Decides to bring out the best in her. 

         Such men pick their women from the gutter

          And make her as clean as crystal. 

         And as white as snow

         This is the kind of man I ever wanted 

         And I've found that in your friend "Charlse"

        The man who works on the farm

        And whose farm I like working on. 

      We are each others companion. 

     Like I said I am DIANA 

     the woman you ever wanted and the same

     Woman you dumbed. Some years back. 

   Am sorry,  it's too late for us to be together. 

I remembered her, she was once my girlfriend, I dated her for two years

But I never liked her because she wasn't up to the standard I wanted in a woman. Her beauty wasn't this supple and radiant. Niether was her body so attractive. She got married to my old friend  of whose wedding I never attended. I was so busy with the classic and austentious things in Lagos. As a G-guy I always go for the money. 

But then I wondered how my poor friend was  able to Turn her to such an angel she said

       While we worked on the farm, we worked as onebody. 

        So that we doesn't feel tired easily. 

        We came back home with fresh leaves and other crops and we make

       Fresh meal. We take our bath always and took very good care of ourselves. 

       Our meat is from the poultry. 

      Thank God for the knowledge of Agric.

      Which he learnt from the university". 
Then I almost fainted. Coz I laughed at my friend in those days when he told me that he's going to school to learn farming. 

I thought it was a stupid idea to learn farm work at school. 

Now I've learnt my lessons. Never to look down on anyone in this life. 

I can bring out the beauty in my woman. Yes
I remember Sophia, the ugly lady that serves me as maid.I have used and fuccked the hell out of her,thereby waiting for the day I'll sack her from work as an excuse to dumping her. She's such a very nice lady to me. Just that her big eyes scares me away. I'll get back to her and I'll make her my wife. And I'll bring out her hidden beauty. 

After two weeks, Emmanuel went back to lag and got married to Sophia. he took very good care of her and made her classic. Now the big scary eye of Sophia has turn to be the lovers eye. So that whenever she looks at Emma with that  big eye

Emma will always say,.... Ah.... Sweetie you have come again! 

Killing me with your charming eyes. And then he would run and cuddle her until they make love to bliss. 

LINA SAYS.... LEARN HOW TO BRING OUT THE BEST IN YOUR WOMAN.... EVERY WOMAN IS BEAUTIFUL! 

P.s if you are a woman and you had read this post.
Endeavour to comment your point of view. To promote the beauty of women all over 
The world. This article is was written because of a friend and what most women both single and married are passing through today...
this is to let our men know that they can actually
Bring out the best in their woman. Share to support women all over the world.

BRIEF DESCRIPTION Of LINA'S DIARY

LINA'S DIARY

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The story is focused on a young campus girl called lina, she has a diary which she named after her boyfriend (Kay) this is because Kay listens to her stories while she was in island in Lagos State, Nigeria

The diary is where she keeps record of all the past, present and future experience she have in the school.

        Lina have three buddies, Maureen, Anita and Bella. 

This four girls have  a unique character, that they so much love themselves, the way they do, act and live their lives with each other attracted TINA,  a popular campus blogger who loves gossip, gists and entertainment, and these are  what she blogs about "campus gist" 

She noticed that there are  extra ordinary things about this four girls and she knew that to gossip about them would do more good to her website...so she began to gossip about the four buddies on the net. Saying there are the four best lesbians instead of the four best buddies they are popularly known for. This attracted more views and followers on Tina's blog.

People wanted to know more about the four best buddies so there were so many comments on Tina's blog.

This four best buddies, whom Tina changed to four best lesbian had caused visitors to germinated a lot of traffic on Tina's blog that she doesn't want to lose her followers.so she made sure that she publishes new articles  everyday to keep her followers updated.

This popular campus blogger (Tina) Is eager to
 do anything to get more gist for her audience.

 she have her targets,  plans and  tricks. 

Subscribe to the diary of the four school girls on my website to get more gists about this four best buddies whose image Tina wants to pour a stinking reputation on...

There are so much to say, there are so much you don't know about....

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LINA'S DIARY Season 2 (episode 1) Lina online with on WhatsApp With Pascal

Lina's Diary season (episode1) Lina Online On WhatsApp With  PASCAL

 A story by

Akwuba Ijeoma Celina

As I came online on Whatsapp this evening guess who said hi" to me ....it was a gal called Pascal,

 Hi beauty"  she said with an angelic pic as dp.  

xup! I replied 

Hw u doing and Wat's ur name?

     I am Lina and u?

     Am Pascal

she said... I am a lovely gal and I've noticed u are  dope and sexy! Do you mind being my friend?

 Hmm  the message poped up while i was reading Anita's mesages online but refuse to enter her page wondering why a gal should call a fellow girl dope and sexy... Why?  I thought. Then I decided to view her chat. And then my reply to that message was

      Are u a gal 

      a guy 

     Or a tomboy ? 

     "Am a gal, 

  don't u see my pic at dp? 

I said....Is that you at the displayed pic?? 

       Yep" she replied

    Oh...am surprise tho..

    Oh.... C'mon babe she replied

 We 're  in a civilized world

.. We see thungs ...When We love what we see, we say how we feel, And we do what we like.

Don't tell me you dislike adornment

Do you?

         Ohw... I replied not really 

       But, there are better ways to express ya feelings to ur 

 fellow gal both on social media and

 in physical life. You don't talk like a guy

 to your fellow gal..... Coz... One can easily  tag u as a  bad gal!" You're aware  of  dat! 

I said and I decided to log off for a while and come back expecting her to be offline too. 

Aww... Diary, do u know that when I logged in 

I thought it was a group chat when I saw over ten messeges from this gal saying

    I love u baby

    From the moment I saw u

       I know I could drive pleasure from u

  What? I said.

Common you know what I mean

Don't tell me you are still a kid

       Why not give me a chance to express 

        My genuine feelings for you baby

       U are so  beautiful  and I am beautiful too

      No one takes advantage of the other

     We can be lovers 

     Best friends.... 

   Please.... Don't say no

And she was still typing.... And typing and  still  forwarding the silly texts to me... 

    I'll give  u anything u wnt!

  I'll be the 👨 and u will be the 👩

she said ,sending those whatsaap emoji that represents different gender (feminine &masculine)

  Please... Lina... Don't ignore my request 

   Give me a chance.... 

She continues....

I logged off again coz she was still typing and I came here and asked u diary, "should I block her? I knew your answer was no coz u wanted to hear the end of the story.

So, I logged in again keeping quiet and just reading her messages without typing a word. She had called on voice call through whatsapp and I missed it.

What is this gal up to?  I wondered.

 Is she from marine world? 

Or was she based abroad

  Where Obama resides? 

Or is she a Nigerian exhibiting the new 

constitution from the white house? 

  Where are you from?   I asked. 

    Am Edo she replied

  I school in Uniben... 

I study medicine 

I stay at NDDC hostel

Do you mind coming to my hostel? 

Hu! What a ccorrupt generation! 

I replied.    u are such a bitch! 

              With a corrupt mind! 

              U lack home training! 

          And I think u need Jesus! 

        Repent oh.... Sister 

       Repent! 

Despit all  I said to her, she ended up calling me

   Swthrt'

  I can make u more  classic 

  I'll buy u anything u want!..trust me. 

  Am a nice bae

Pls stop acting like a deeper life gal

Coz u are Nat! 

I love u so much babe.... 

I was upset with her...  But I like that part when she said "I'll give u anything u want! 

Hmmm should I pretend and act as a lesbian so that I'll get goodies from her? 

   What do u have?  I said

  I have everything 

I can pay your  school fees and house rent too

And I can also  give u one of my cars! 

    Do you have a car?  She asked

Hmm... Who dash monkey banana I said to myself.  

           Nope !

       Do u really  have a car? 

I asked being very curious based on what she has to say

She sent a smile ☺ emoji and said 

         yes! I have two cars 

   And I don't mind giving one to you  or even buy a brand new  car for u if u don't like my small Lexus... 

Awww this can't be real 

I thought I was dreaming...  she even sent that emoji that represents love to me and she also forwarded a GIF showing two girls in love.she continued to type more messages that took her like ten minutes to finishe typing .
While she was still typing, i was busy watching the naughty .So i replied to her message 

Wow I like your car!  Do you work and study?

Nah! ever! She replied .

Oh! But u are so rich! How come?

 Yes am rich! I'm a rich gal coz I've gat a rich dad! The formal commissioner of works and transport of this state...the only child of my parents .

 Ohw...I was touched ..I pity her tho...so I said to her ...

....may God bless your parents with more children  so that u'll have siblings in the house to keep u company....

 To my astonishment she said 

  Nah!

  I don't need another me in the house

I only wanna enjoy  my dad's wealth alone! 

I was shocked and I began to talk to myself again

      She's evil I swear! 

     Oh what a world

    While others pray for  companionship  

    Pascal pray to be alone

   She needs Jesus

  Oh she needs Jesus 

  Pascal needs Jesus to set  her free

  Oh yes she needs Jesus to set her free

I began to dislike her the more ...she's such a selfish fellow. She don't wanna share a property with her own sibling but she wanna buy a car for another girl just to have canal pleasure. Rubbish!

She sent an image which I don't even have the desire to download and she ask for my own pic...not just a pic, a nude one!

I logged off! 

Came back in 3hours time seeing other messages like 

  Heloo cutie

Why  are u mute to my message.

Why silent! Honey.

You aren't saying anything darling 

Hey, Lina! That's my nude pic u are seeing  in there why don't u share urs with me

Hey.....Cel...lina 

Send your nude pic and your bank account details to me honey!

Awww! I like this part.especially that part when she said "send your account details to me." I quickly copied  and pasted my bank account on the page and send the details to her from my note pad.

Saying send the money first honey, I love you so much! Mwuah!

She quickly came online and asked me to send the nude pic first that she will do transfer as soon  she  get the pic on her phone.

Yes! Fifty thousand for   your account! Baby.

Wow! That's so intriguing!

I felt like sending the nude to her, anyway.

Ehe...what is it?

Is it not just to send a naked pic to my fellow girl?

And fifty thousand to my account! Just Like gbagam!

Yes! That's it!

This was my motive...i had decided to do as she said and I ran to the bathroom with my phone and my touch light so I would see myself when snapping the pic.

 I tried pulling off my clothes and then some thoughts came into me and I began to wonder how foolish I would had been if this girl was just trying to scam me.how will I feel if my pic was posted on social media like Facebook saying some silly trash on it .yes that's what's trending now. I have seen some girls naked pic on social media with a different poster.this girls must had past through what am passing through right now. Some fall victims from their boyfriends too. Some will promise to delete after seeing not knowing their have another silly idea at the back of their mind. Oh please what's that for ,eh!

I have some reputation to protect dear.so I decided to leave the bathroom without taking a shoot of myself for that naughty girl that wanted to lure me into corruption.thank God I had a second thaught .

Then I unlock the bathroom wanting to make a move ...then I had my   superego saying "what if she's saying the truth,  what if she never wanted to scam you?what if she ment sending the 50k o you,what is your nude pic compared to 50k? Or is it more precious than the Lexus car she talked about? I was wondering, but I refused to listen to that tiny voice. Then I remembered my diary, what will I say to Kay; (name of Lina's diary) will I tell him that  i foolishly sent my naked pic to a girl on social media? Will i had told him that i was blindfolded and brainwashed? And what if my diary has big mouth, how large the laughter that would gush out of his mouth would be. Don't you think i will be a big fool? And what if it was Tina and friends that were planning to set me up? Oh the way will faint and die the whole world can't explain! if i should see my nude pic on her blog!  Oh I'll just faint and die again in the underworld!  Oh yes! Am serious!

And then i remembered my creator! I dont wanna be a shame to him.Then I sang a peom for my superego, to that tiny voice that wanted to put me into temptation.

 Oh tiny voice 

The invisible being that dwells within

Hey I have a room in my heart and you occupied the space.

I allowed to have a place therein

But u wanted an allowances 

And then u began to say trash to me

Wanting to lure me  to hell

Oh tiny voice 

You are so tiny 

Your words are bigger than your size

Just wanna tell you that

I can't endulge in such a silly act

If  I need money

I can work for the money

And I'll have the money! 

Oh yes I'll have the money

If I need a car

I can work to have a car

And I'll have a car

Oh yes I'll have a car! 

I can't be a  fool 

I can't be fooled

Oh yes I can't fooled 

Kissing my fellow gal is evil

Sucking my fellow gal is demonic 

I can't be a fool

And I can't be fooled

     "Pascal u need Jesus!  I replied to her chat and said.... 

     Good nit and sweetdrmz! ....click here for season 2(episode 2)

LINA'S DIARY (episode 5) Fumi's Pant Is Missing(the hostel fight)

Lina's  Diary

Episode 5

Fumi's pant is missing(the hostel fight) 

   A story by Akwuba ijeoma Celina 

As I woke this morning, trying to read my Bible and pray with my besties who had developed the habit of praying with me every morning.. . Fumi came in and said that her pant is missing.... Imagine that! 

I looked at her and wondered why someone's pant should be missing in a hostel full of girls. Which exactly of her panty is even missing : is it the one in her box or the one she wore last night? Hu!  Maybe she's the type that sleeps like Dumbi the dirty girl"so someone must had pull it off while she was asleep. I thought

But, can a girl wear another girl's pant? I asked sillently

If you ask me.... Na  who I go ask?  Whispered Maureen and Anita

 then I was mute coz we were  still doing our  morning devotion on the upper bunk so we bent lower facing our Bible and pretending as if we didn't here the rubbish  she was saying out of her useless mouth. 

Oh what a hostel!  Where anything  can miss. Why don't her pussy miss too! I thought and wondered "Foolish fumi in the hostel! Sssh I'll soon write a poem of her. I sniffed as I continued reading my Bible. Then she said... 

Let everyone pull up her garment!

I wanna check out my panty! 

It was funny though... But I dare not show  an emoji of teeth opening. 

I said let everyone pull up her garment! Or I report u gals to the.... 

      Shoo!

Shouted Amarachi who was awaken by fumi's silly announcement. 

     "what the heck are you talking about.        This girl!  

She said geting up from her bunk sluggishly. 

     You are with my pant for saying such trash! 

Fumi suspected.

   "Amarachi is an Ibo girl so she knows how to bulshit fumi's type of person"  whispered Candy from behind

     " if I get down from this bunk and you find Out that I am not with ur dirty pant, trust me, I'm gonna Burry you alive"

      I said it! 

Whispered candy again! 

    "Amarachi will cut her head off and Burry it under her grand Popy's grave! 

Then she got down from the bed pulling out her pyngamas. 

  This is my panty! Said fumi

Hey..... Shouted all the girls in the hostel. 

 Amarachi....howww come ! 

You bi ole for pant? 

Amarachi looked at everyone in disguise and said to Fumi. 

   This is not your pant! 

   I have a packet of this same pant in my box.

If you doubt me, I'm going O bring out the packet here for everyone to see. 

And if they confirms me not guilty of this great allegation hum... Fumi you are dead!     

   She chuckled painfully and went deep to her box and brought out four different packets of pant. She got the one that was already opened and presented it to every one to see. 

But then the same girls shouted again 

    Ah! Ah!  Fumi....! 

This is exactly the same pant she's wearing na... ShooooooO! 

They screamed in great astonishment! 

    "but this is Fumi's pant! 

Said another girl from Ekosodin villa who came to spend the night with Fumi. 

The argument was so disgusting and confusing that I couldn't consetrate on my morning devotion. 

Then I knelt down with my besties  facing my bunk and singing our morning song which we  composed for the one who made us

     This morning

     This new morning

    This dew morning

   This cool morning

 This calm morning 

 I give you praise

I give you thanks

Oh this good morning of mine 

I praise your name. 

After praying...Anita and Maureen left me and went to their various apartment coz they  had classes that morning. Good morning all. I said not minding the scenario. But Sofia the stammerer came closer and taped my back saying
 My my  de..ar, what is is coo..!coo.. !cucu! Cool! plus....goo...good! this...mOni? 

Hu!  I said but couldn't laugh. And then another came and said 

Why are u always like this whenever there's a confrontation going on in this apartment?

 Why do you keep pretending and behaving as if whatever that is going on here is non of your biswax! 

Why are you always quiet! Eh Lina! 

  Say something..... 

I don't have anything to say so I shouldn't be bothered. But then, there came another gal to me saying.. 

   "you are the only girl here that hasn't removed your garment for everyone to see. 

It has been confirmed that Amarachi isn't with fumi's pant... So we need yours for investigation!  Or are u not a part of this hostel? 

Then I looked closely and I noticed who the girl is then I had a little knowledge of what's going in my hostel, so I  smiled and said to her..Are you not one of those four foolish Blogers who made a video of me and my bestie two days ago saying we were Les... 

I short the detail coz I don't want a situation were I'll be taged as a lesbian in the hostel... My few days in the hostel I've noticed that any tiny word can fly abroad. 

So I held her very tight and said to all of them

    If anyone of you dare to  make an inch! 

   I am going 'O send this fool to the crime station and the four of you will be detected for this silly allegation. 

I dragged her very closer and tighter making sure that she doesn't make a move. So I continue.... 

     "I pity you gals that foolishly uncovered your nakedness for your dirty pant to be posted on the net for gossip! 

Sofia's pant was the dirtiest of them all,her pant was bloody coz she's on her period.  so she bent her head and wept especially that part I said.... Pants being posted on the net for gossip" saying " I ...e.. I..e...I ..e.. I am fi ...I am fi.. I am fi....  finish..ed!

But then amarachi got up and Gave fumi a very neat slap, she pushed her to the wall and there was a figh between them. And then,the girls began to sing

  Hostel fight! 

  Hostel fight! 

  Fumi and Ami

  Hostel fight! 

fumi's pant got mising

     Hostel  fight! 

  She said ami is the ole

    Hostel fight!

Ami was upset!

   Hostel fight! 

She push Fumi to the wall

   Hostel fight

And we all clap and yawn

   Hostel fight. 

Who will win the fight.... 

   Hostel fight! 

Fumi would had won the fight but Amarachi is stronger. She pushed her to the ground and made a naked of her saying. 

  "Candy use my phone and make a good video of this Amebo! 

But then I looked and I saw the main photographer "sandra" she was with an iPhone. Her videoing wasn't a hidden one any longer. She stood up this time and make a good video of fumi's nakedness but I noticed that Fumi's face was invisible in the video.

 It seems like fumi is one of those foolish bloggers or was she bribed for this mess!?I thought, before then,   Sophia had stilthly graped  the phone from Sandra and we all watched the videos of today and the pics too. 

       Diligently, I sought for the one she shot between me and Maureen and deleted it. Others deleted the ones they are parts of too. So everywhere was calm as if an angel from heaven passed between us. 

We thought the issues has been resolved but Amarachi wanted to show more of herself thereby proving to teach more lessons to Fumi... She said... This video must be posted on the facebook for everyone to see your shame...your intention of using me for a gossip has been reverted to you.  Am going 'O tag all my friends and your own friends too! 

Hahaha! Candy and friends laughted

Surprisingly, Tina, the head of the four foolish bloggers said 

  "for more quotes on how to disgrace those who wanted to disgrace you....visit My blog @tinablog.com

 Then Sandra collected her phone and stood at the door post and tongued out saying:

 Unfortunately for you gals... IPhones deletes photos or videos completely after thirty days... I'll restore all your deleted items back! Check out  our blog to see yourselves on our latest update! Bye.... Before Sophia could reach her, she had already flew and so Sophia's eye was widely  opened like that emoji on whatsapp that entails surprise. I was surprised too coz I've never used an iPhone before... Hmm... What the hell!  I said and lay down to sleep in great disguise as everyone goes to their different apartments...click here for episode 6